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everyone you know is gonna die tomorrow
everyone you know is going soon
what a realization
thinking none of us is gonna witness the new moon
the sky is striped with crimson, black and yellow
and fumes coming from the orgies under the red sun
what a liberation
thinking everything is gonna crumble,
fall apart and be crushed
why don't you join
why don't you join in our
asteroid euphoria (x4)
think of all the money we will be saving
soon we'll know if our gods are real or not
imagine all the new life Earth will sprout
50.000 years after we're done
think of all the hard work you had to muster
to get a shitty job in a shitty town
let those who have something to lose despair
while we dance naked, free and have some fun
while it lasts
while it lasts
while in the throes of our
asteroid euphoria (x4)
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police in Nigeria are holding
a goat
on suspicion of
attempted armed robbery
vigilantes seized the black and white caprine
saying it was an car burglar
who had used black magic to transform himself
into an animal
to escape the consequences of his felonies
after trying to steal a Mazda 323
"de car thief was a goat!
it had formerly been a man
but now it was a goat!"
the vigilantes' report reads as follows:
"we were on patrol last night, as we do
and in the full moon glow
we saw some hoodlums attempting to rob a car
we pursued them: in the shadows
one of them escaped
while the other...
the other started mumbling a spell or some shit
started growing hooves and a beard
making weird noises under the baobab tree
and when we got to him...
he had turned himself into a goat!
it had formerly been a man
but now de car thief was a goat!
by power of witchcraft
and necromancy! (x4)"
Kwara state police spokesman
Tunde Mohammed
had to go on record
to reassure the public:
"we cannot base our information on something mystical
we cannot confirm the story, but don't worry
the suspect is in our custody:
he's eating straw and leftovers
and appears to be calm
being cute in the corner of his cell."
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I got vaccinated to get abducted by aliens (x3)
I got vaccinated to get abducted
I got vaccinated to get tracked by the Greys
so the can beam me up and put me in a zoo cage
I got vaccinated 'cause of Slaughterhouse-Five
and I like the thought of living in a hutch with my wife
and we're naked,
naked
I got vaccinated to get abducted by aliens
I got vaccinated to get peeped on by aliens
I got vaccinated to get the fuck on with aliens
I got vaccinated to get better 5G
and download faster cracks and .mkvs
I got vaccinated to get lead in my bloodstream
so I don't float in water and they can't take me for a witch
I got stuffed like a turkey with glowing poison
that's how you get powers if you're not a rich white orphan
I got stuffed to the brim with microchips
so I can get better ads while they watch me shit
and I'm naked,
naked
I got vaccinated to get spied by g-men
I got vaccinated to get peeped on by g-men
I got vaccinated to get the fuck on with g-men
and lizard people as well
I got vaccinated for the thrill
of dying on the spot and be done with it
I got vaccinated for the risk
of dying, and giving old fucks a reason to bitch
when they're all crammed together in the back of the bar
drinking smoking getting covid and playing cards
I got vaccinated without reading a line
'cause disclaimers are for pussies and no one buys WinRar
no one buys WinRar (x2)
or 7-Zip
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I heard a clam die today
I heard its shriek as it boiled
but clams don't shriek you say
when they boil
the shriek was in your mind
the shriek was in my mind
the shriek was in my --
strange thing was
the shriek of the clam
in my mind
it didn't sound like a scream of suffering
rather like a scream of pleasure and deep love
it sounded like a scream of love
everything has to be love
love
my love
how we will shriek, how we will shriek
as we boil (x2)
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bathers (july 5th)
04:06
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this is a song
about practicing what you preach
and maybe live
in constant fear
of change (x3)
you give me all of that jazz
about self improvement
and change of the self
and yet
you bathe
in the same water you bathed in yesterday (x2)
you park
in the same spot you park in everyday
you lose yourself
in the same old labyrinth
you give me all of that jazz
about self correcting algorithms
and change of the self
and yet
you bathe
in the same water you bathed in yesterday
you park
in the same spot you park in everyday
you lie
in the same hell you burned in last may
you laugh
at the same jokes you laugh at every year
bather (x2)
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6. |
zombie elvis (july 5th)
03:34
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[inaudible gibberish courtesy of the one and only zombie elvis]
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IATAGANO Foligno, Italy
bass-filippo
drums-simone
gtr/vox-francesco
noise/post-hardcore based in
Umbria
YATAGHAN, noun.: a short saber, or long knife, that lacks a guard for the hand (Merriam-Webster)
IATAGANO, s. m. [dal turco yātāghan]. – Sciabola corta diffusa nell’Europa orient. e in alcune regioni dell’Africa. (Treccani)
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