1. |
The Great Goat Escape
02:22
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police in Nigeria are holding
a goat on suspicion of
attempted armed robbery
vigilantes seized the black and white caprine
saying it was a car burglar
who had used black magic to transform himself
into an animal
to escape the consequences of his felonies
after trying to steal a Mazda 323
"de car thief was a goat!
it had formerly been a man
but now it was a goat!"
the vigilantes' report reads as follows:
"we were out on patrol last night, as we do
and in the full moon glow
we saw some hoodlums attemptin' to rob a car
we pursued them: in the shadows
one of them escaped
while the other...
the other started mumbling a spell or some shit
started growing hooves and a beard
making weird noises under the baobab tree
and when we got to him...
he had turned himself into a goat!
it had formerly been a man
but now de car thief was a goat!
by power of witchcraft
and necromancy! (x4)"
Kwara state police spokesman
Tunde Mohammed
had to go on record
to reassure the public:
"we cannot base our information on something mystical
we cannot confirm the story, but don't worry
the suspect is in our custody:
he's eating straw and leftovers
and appears to be calm
being cute in the corner of his cell."
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2. |
Supervaxxxer
02:17
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I got vaccinated to get abducted by aliens (x3)
I got vaccinated to get abducted
I got vaccinated to get tracked by the Greys
so the can beam me up and put me in a zoo cage
I got vaccinated 'cause of Slaughterhouse-Five
and I like the thought of living in a hutch with my wife
and we're naked,
naked
I got vaccinated to get abducted by aliens
I got vaccinated to get peeped on by aliens
I got vaccinated to get the fuck on with aliens
I got vaccinated to get better 5G
and download faster cracks and .mkvs
I got vaccinated to get lead in my bloodstream
so I don't float in water and they can't take me for a witch
I got stuffed like a turkey with glowing poison
that's how you get powers if you're not a rich white orphan
I got stuffed to the brim with microchips
so I can get better ads while they watch me shit
and I'm naked,
naked
I got vaccinated to get spied by g-men
I got vaccinated to get peeped on by g-men
I got vaccinated to get the fuck on with g-men
and lizard people as well
I got vaccinated for the thrill
of dying on the spot and be done with it
I got vaccinated for the risk
of dying, and giving old fucks a reason to bitch
when they're all crammed together in the back of the bar
drinking smoking getting covid and playing cards
I got vaccinated without reading a line
'cause disclaimers are for pussies and no one buys WinRar
no one buys WinRar (x2)
or 7-Zip
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3. |
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I am the one dude that brings
colorful t-shirts to a metal concert
metal t-shirts fit weird
if you're an ugly
piece of shit
look at their beautiful hair
three days in the moshpit - still untangled!
five minutes in i'm a jungle man
a struck by lightning
Cousin Itt
METAL IS FOR BEAUTIFUL PEOPLE x2
I am the one dude that brings
shish kebab to an indie concert
but all my confidence's off
as soon as the grease hits their
birkenstocks
cheap tequila threw the first punch
then I made for the stairs before things got ugly
and now I'm left with this song
calling card of the fact that I
don't belong
METAL IS FOR BEAUTIFUL PEOPLE X2
And we're not, except for the drummer
we're not, except for the drummer
we're not, except for the drummer
We're not with the sole exception of the drummer
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4. |
Homophobophile
02:38
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tracking down homophobes, fuck them in the ass
lubing up her dildos -- Homophobophile!
holy lesbian strats to sneak up in the dark
upon unruly assholes -- no mercy to be found!
Homophobophile, Homophobophile-phile
Homophobophile, Homophobophile-phile-phile! (x2)
tracking down boomers in the homes in their cars
lurking in the bushes near stadiums and bars!
hate-speech cured with prostatic massage
Force-feeding progress -- Homophobophile!
Homophobophile, Homophobophile-phile
Homophobophile, Homophobophile-phile-phile! (x2)
<<Supple supple breasts of homophobes to fondle
clammed up juicy orifices of alt-right stuck-up fascists>>
<<Give 'em a taste of their medicine,
give 'em a taste of true prejudice
DILDO DRILLS AT THE READY,
TO FIGHT HATE WITH LOVE MAKING>>
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5. |
Leftover Rock
02:59
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we're on the riverside
holding on to our breeches
'til the bodies of our enemies float down
and yet so far we've only seen their feces
will we see tears in the post-fascist's eye
when they're forced to tackle on how their great grandfathers
got their kicks beating up the working class
castor oil nostalgia
round em 'up - the dirty red scum
foam at the, foam at the, foam at the mouth
and BOY have we been got
we've been got got got
we've been SEEN
we have been and now we're not
and my hands are shakin' shakin' shakin'
and my legs are shaking and I'm bracing myself
---and hope for the better!
shaking the hands of Henry Coletta!
and my knees are shakin' shakin' shakin'
and my hands are shaking and I'm clenching my ass
---and hope for the better!
shaking the hands of Henry Coletta!
by now a partisan would have taken on the mountains
worst case scenario I make for the hills
life's a bitch and I need to pay my bills
were I in shambles would you then vote for me?
LEFTOVER ROCK (x2)
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6. |
GOOD BOI
04:04
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life has a way to change you
if you just get a taste
and it’s especially true
if you’ve never had a taste
there ain’t no mysterious man
throwing French children off the riverbank
ain’t no man divin’ into the Sein
and why -- me? I’ve never got no beefsteaks for it
follow the money officer
follow the hidden paw which profits
the dog was a hero but the hero was a dog
the dog was a hero but the hero was a fraud
the dog was a hero but the hero faked it all
the dog was a here but the hero was a dog
GOOD BOI (x2)
“but am I, though? (x3)
but am I a GOOD BOI.”
I stopped lickin’ on my balls just to ponder
only to find I have
no moral compass
shoot
oh, shoot
oh man, shoot!
and just like that
another kid flies off the riverbank
join the other Sein-tasters
until I make my leaping entrance
heroic newfoundland
saves the day again
another day, another kid, another beefsteak
but am I a GOOD BOI?
but am I a GOOD BOI?
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IATAGANO Foligno, Italy
bass-filippo
drums-simone
gtr/vox-francesco
noise/post-hardcore based in
Umbria
YATAGHAN, noun.: a short saber, or long knife, that lacks a guard for the hand (Merriam-Webster)
IATAGANO, s. m. [dal turco yātāghan]. – Sciabola corta diffusa nell’Europa orient. e in alcune regioni dell’Africa. (Treccani)
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