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You didn't ask for it, but now it's here [EP]

by IATAGANO

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1.
police in Nigeria are holding a goat on suspicion of attempted armed robbery vigilantes seized the black and white caprine saying it was a car burglar who had used black magic to transform himself into an animal to escape the consequences of his felonies after trying to steal a Mazda 323 "de car thief was a goat! it had formerly been a man but now it was a goat!" the vigilantes' report reads as follows: "we were out on patrol last night, as we do and in the full moon glow we saw some hoodlums attemptin' to rob a car we pursued them: in the shadows one of them escaped while the other... the other started mumbling a spell or some shit started growing hooves and a beard making weird noises under the baobab tree and when we got to him... he had turned himself into a goat! it had formerly been a man but now de car thief was a goat! by power of witchcraft and necromancy! (x4)" Kwara state police spokesman Tunde Mohammed had to go on record to reassure the public: "we cannot base our information on something mystical we cannot confirm the story, but don't worry the suspect is in our custody: he's eating straw and leftovers and appears to be calm being cute in the corner of his cell."
2.
Supervaxxxer 02:17
I got vaccinated to get abducted by aliens (x3) I got vaccinated to get abducted I got vaccinated to get tracked by the Greys so the can beam me up and put me in a zoo cage I got vaccinated 'cause of Slaughterhouse-Five and I like the thought of living in a hutch with my wife and we're naked, naked I got vaccinated to get abducted by aliens I got vaccinated to get peeped on by aliens I got vaccinated to get the fuck on with aliens I got vaccinated to get better 5G and download faster cracks and .mkvs I got vaccinated to get lead in my bloodstream so I don't float in water and they can't take me for a witch I got stuffed like a turkey with glowing poison that's how you get powers if you're not a rich white orphan I got stuffed to the brim with microchips so I can get better ads while they watch me shit and I'm naked, naked I got vaccinated to get spied by g-men I got vaccinated to get peeped on by g-men I got vaccinated to get the fuck on with g-men and lizard people as well I got vaccinated for the thrill of dying on the spot and be done with it I got vaccinated for the risk of dying, and giving old fucks a reason to bitch when they're all crammed together in the back of the bar drinking smoking getting covid and playing cards I got vaccinated without reading a line 'cause disclaimers are for pussies and no one buys WinRar no one buys WinRar (x2) or 7-Zip
3.
I am the one dude that brings colorful t-shirts to a metal concert metal t-shirts fit weird if you're an ugly piece of shit look at their beautiful hair three days in the moshpit - still untangled! five minutes in i'm a jungle man a struck by lightning Cousin Itt METAL IS FOR BEAUTIFUL PEOPLE x2 I am the one dude that brings shish kebab to an indie concert but all my confidence's off as soon as the grease hits their birkenstocks cheap tequila threw the first punch then I made for the stairs before things got ugly and now I'm left with this song calling card of the fact that I don't belong METAL IS FOR BEAUTIFUL PEOPLE X2 And we're not, except for the drummer we're not, except for the drummer we're not, except for the drummer We're not with the sole exception of the drummer
4.
tracking down homophobes, fuck them in the ass lubing up her dildos -- Homophobophile! holy lesbian strats to sneak up in the dark upon unruly assholes -- no mercy to be found! Homophobophile, Homophobophile-phile Homophobophile, Homophobophile-phile-phile! (x2) tracking down boomers in the homes in their cars lurking in the bushes near stadiums and bars! hate-speech cured with prostatic massage Force-feeding progress -- Homophobophile! Homophobophile, Homophobophile-phile Homophobophile, Homophobophile-phile-phile! (x2) <<Supple supple breasts of homophobes to fondle clammed up juicy orifices of alt-right stuck-up fascists>> <<Give 'em a taste of their medicine, give 'em a taste of true prejudice DILDO DRILLS AT THE READY, TO FIGHT HATE WITH LOVE MAKING>>
5.
we're on the riverside holding on to our breeches 'til the bodies of our enemies float down and yet so far we've only seen their feces will we see tears in the post-fascist's eye when they're forced to tackle on how their great grandfathers got their kicks beating up the working class castor oil nostalgia round em 'up - the dirty red scum foam at the, foam at the, foam at the mouth and BOY have we been got we've been got got got we've been SEEN we have been and now we're not and my hands are shakin' shakin' shakin' and my legs are shaking and I'm bracing myself ---and hope for the better! shaking the hands of Henry Coletta! and my knees are shakin' shakin' shakin' and my hands are shaking and I'm clenching my ass ---and hope for the better! shaking the hands of Henry Coletta! by now a partisan would have taken on the mountains worst case scenario I make for the hills life's a bitch and I need to pay my bills were I in shambles would you then vote for me? LEFTOVER ROCK (x2)
6.
GOOD BOI 04:04
life has a way to change you if you just get a taste and it’s especially true if you’ve never had a taste there ain’t no mysterious man throwing French children off the riverbank ain’t no man divin’ into the Sein and why -- me? I’ve never got no beefsteaks for it follow the money officer follow the hidden paw which profits the dog was a hero but the hero was a dog the dog was a hero but the hero was a fraud the dog was a hero but the hero faked it all the dog was a here but the hero was a dog GOOD BOI (x2) “but am I, though? (x3) but am I a GOOD BOI.” I stopped lickin’ on my balls just to ponder only to find I have no moral compass shoot oh, shoot oh man, shoot! and just like that another kid flies off the riverbank join the other Sein-tasters until I make my leaping entrance heroic newfoundland saves the day again another day, another kid, another beefsteak but am I a GOOD BOI? but am I a GOOD BOI?

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"YOU DIDN'T ASK FOR IT, BUT NOW IT'S HERE"

SIX TRACKS to be released digitally on the 4th of January 2024
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released January 4, 2024

"You didn't ask for it, but now it's here" was recorded live in studio @ Cinque Quarti Music Studio (Rome) in early october 2023, engineered by the expert and patient hands of Lorenzo Amato

it was then hurled back to Umbria @ Seven Doors Hotel Studio, where it was mixed and mastered by the almighty Federico Mazzoli through october/november 2023

all music was written, mangled, arranged, performed, shrieked and splorch'd by Iatagano

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IATAGANO Foligno, Italy

bass-filippo
drums-simone
gtr/vox-francesco

noise/post-hardcore based in Umbria

YATAGHAN, noun.: a short saber, or long knife, that lacks a guard for the hand (Merriam-Webster)

IATAGANO, s. m. [dal turco yātāghan]. – Sciabola corta diffusa nell’Europa orient. e in alcune regioni dell’Africa. (Treccani)
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